Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Xinhua Apologises for Explicit Slideshow

In a Xinhua.net slideshow earlier last week we published revealing pictures of Xi Jin Ping being the President of China, apparently being photographed leading the country.

Usually, every effort is made at our media agency to substantiate such pictures, but, after extensive investigation, we were unable to find any evidence to support any act of leadership as depicted in the images.

We now acknowledge that Xi Jin Ping has been far too busy flirting with First Ladies, traveling around Africa on junkets, jailing critics and making sure that no websites with questionable content are accessible in China, etc, etc...

We are very sorry for any confusion or distress this may have caused.
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