Thursday, September 19, 2013

Official Sacked After Calling Chinese People "Shameless"

During a dinner that totalled nearly 10,000rmb, Party boss Liang Wenyong laid into the Chinese people, not knowing that he was being secretly filmed.  Letting loose on a tirade against ungrateful ordinary Chinese people, the rotund Liang, who is obivously no strange to a fish supper, said  "[Chinese citizens] hold rice bowls and eat pork provided by you, but they still curse your mother. Therefore, the common people, the shameless, do not deserve your attention.".

Needless to say, the video immediately went viral on Chinese social media sites, and the axe fell on Liang, who has been indefinitely suspended from his post.  Liang firing follows the trial, and subsequent imprisonment of a number of CCP small fry, all of whom met their ends thanks to surreptitiously shot video.

Budding pornstar and confused frog impersonator Lei Zhengfu has his appeal turned down earlier this week and will spent 13 years behind bars - a video of him banging his 18 year old mistress hit the Interwebs last year.  Yang Dacai, or "Watch Brother" was sent down for 14 years after he was spotted at the scene of tragic bus accident grinning widely and wearing an expensive designer watch.

Even with all the arrests of Big V's and black PR operators, embarrasing videos of state employees caught in compromising situations are still surfacing.  Go rumor crackdown!
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