Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Explosions in Taiyuan

Xinhua (along with everyone else) is reporting that several explosions have hit downtown Taiyuan, striking near the provincial party headquarters.   There are reports of ball bearings being found at the site, possibly indicating that this wasn't an accident and IED were involved.
“There were several explosions caused by small explosive devices near the  party provincial commission in Taiyuan,” the capital of the northern province  of Shanxi, local police said on a verified social media account.

Pictures have been posted on Weibo, they show that the area has been cleared by police, and one in particular shows a body lying in the road.  Xinhua has reported that at least one person has been killed, and a a gas leaked contributed to the blast.

[caption id="attachment_2418" align="aligncenter" width="440"]Metal pellets found at the scene of today's bombing in Taiyuan Metal pellets found at the scene of today's bombing in Taiyuan[/caption]

Typically in cases like these, the politicians are keeping a tight control on what exactly the press can and can't publish (we don't want any rumours to spread on the Chinese intertubes, remember), so what is coming out on social networks by eyewitnesses is about as good as the news coverage is going to get.

 


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Tuesday, November 5, 2013

China's 8-Year-Old Lung Cancer Girl

With a 56% rise in lung cancer rates in a mere nine years, it can't be argued that the air quality in most of China is bad for you.  Horror stories have trickled out of the mainland, but none quite like the latest: an eight year girl being treated for lung cancer.  Proof, if proof were needed, that living next to a busy main road in Jiangsu and spending most of your time breathing in air that only slightly cleaner than an airport smoking lounge is actually not helping your lungs.

Politicians in the country have been adamant about blaming other things, from the Chinese "style" of cooking to the exhaust fumes of the millions of cars on the road - in fact anything that didn't include factories and coal fired electricity generators.

At the end of last month, Fang Li, deputy head of the Beijing Municipal Environmental Protection Bureau said  "Beijing is an open city. All social forces will be mobilized and international advanced technologies and enterprises are welcome," when he announced that the city plans to invest 1 trillion RMB into cleaning up the air.  Whether those plans involve punishing factories that illegally pollute and routinely escape punishment because of the guanxi that their CEO has is another matter entirely.

 
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Sunday, November 3, 2013

Military Commander of Xinjiang Removed From Post

The terrorist attack in Beijing last week has left egg on the face of the Chinese security, and, predictably, it's time for some heads to roll.  First on the chopping block is General Peng Yong, who was appointed the military chief for Xinjiang, which presumably spearheaded the spate of shootings and executions of ethnic Uighurs in September.  The report in Chinese press didn't go into details, but Peng's dismissal is rather more than coincidental.

Despite waging his own terroristic war on terror, attackers were till able to load up on gallons of petrol and crash an SUV into a major tourist attraction.  Beijing has pointed the finger at Islamic extremists, further demonising Xinjiang Muslims in an effort to paint them not as downtrodden masses who get routinely shat upon by the Han Chinese.

The attack is a blessing when it comes to getting excuses to ramp up the persecution of otherwise innocent Uighurs, since the propaganda offensive that alleged that "terrorist elements" in the region were being fuelled by Syrian rebel Muslims.  The Syrian connection being that China is interested in brokering a oil deal with Assad, and hellbent on making sure that the Americans don't get anywhere near it.


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Saturday, October 26, 2013

China to Beef Up Hospital Security

The medical industry in China just can't get an even break.  With doctors being bribed by drugmakers fighting to get their meds on the shelves in pharmacies, the story of man forced to amputate his own leg (and later regretted it) illustrates the pisspoor state that Chinese hospitals are in.  Prized appointment slots with top flight specialists are openly sold to the highest bidder outside of the clinics they operate in.

Violent attacks on doctors are causing concerns to the Politburo, not least because they scare away much needed medical graduates already put off by the low wages and God-awful working conditions that they'll have to endure for most of their career.  As far back as 2011, Chinese patients seeking recompense for botched operations have been thwarted by the dodgy legal system that blocks, stalls, and smears the victim.  The end result, predictably, is a violent one.

Plans were announced this week that hospital security is to beefed up in a national shake up aimed at preventing the nasty occupational hazard of departmental heads being hacked to death on their own wards.

Chinese medical writers have been quick to heave a sigh of "meh".  Zhu Youdi rightly blamed the violence on "a crisis of mutual trust and mutual communication between hospital and patients."

If a doctor succeeds in curing them, "patients are happy and willing to give bribes. But if a doctor receives bribes but fails to cure the patient, they lost both life and money, and the relatives will be extremely angry, it's impossible to ask them to behave in a rational manner," he said.

The new measures fail to tackle the problem, Zhu said. Only a thorough overhaul of China's medical system will reduce hospital violence, he said.


As the increasingly draconian laws that have neutered China's social networking sites have demonstrated, the trust of the people is getting harder and harder to come by these days.




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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

China Defends Human Rights Record: Eight Key Points

Points that the Chinese Special Envoy to the United Nations would like to make in relation to the human rights situation in the People's Republic of China.


1.  Anyone we've thrown in jailed on trumped up charges has never complained about their human rights being violated.  Even when we've threatened to break their legs.

2. We honestly didn't think you'd find out.

3.  Weren't the Olympics great?  The one that was in Beijing we mean.  We got sooooo many gold medals, do you remember?

4.  I mean seriously, Chinese human rights is still a thing?  You sandal-wearing UN hippies need to change the bloody record.

5.  It's all just a problem of you whities not understanding our culture.  In China, aborting babies at 8 months is an ancient practice that goes back tens of years (sometimes less than that), and is often performed out of sincere respect for the family by the local family planning officer/veterinarian.

6.  To prevent more Tibetan protestors setting themselves on fire, we've introduced several new revisions to the national "no smoking" initiative.

7.  No-one has been brutally shot down in their tracks or crushed under an M1 Tank since at least 1989.  If that's not progress, we don't know what is.

8.  Two monks were crossing a bridge one day.  The first monk said "The cherry blossoms have arrived early this year.".  The second monk said "yes, but I'm quite tall.".


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The Caffeine Hit

CCTV revealed the non-news that Starbucks coffee is expensive, especially when compared to Starbucks coffee that didn't have 17% sales tax slapped on it in other countries.

Drafting in an expert in coffee matters, one Wang Zhendong appeared in an interview for the piece, explaining that because people loved the brand, Starbucks were able to charge more for something that was in high demand.  Wang, the director of the shadowy Coffee Association of Shanghai was more than willing to tell it like it is, saying that "Starbucks has been able to enjoy high prices in China, mainly because of the blind faith of local consumers in Starbucks and other Western brands."

At first glance, the seven minute hatchet job screened by CCTV News appears to be just another in a series of attacks by the Chinese media on western brands being way too expensive for ordinary Chinese to buy.  Odd, then, that one of the more prominent logos on the Coffee Association of Shanghai's website is Lavazza, hardly known for their cheap as chips coffee.

The unexpected attack, and appearance of Mr. Wang simply could not be at all related to the fact that the Coffee Expo 2013 is about to kick off at the end of the month, hosted in the city of, er, Shanghai.  The website for the expo helpfully details two different price plans - 1350rmb registration fee for Chinese exhibitors, and 3200rmb for foreign companies.


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Administration of Foreign Experts Asks: Why Aren't You A Chinese Citizen?

Foreigners around the country were asked by the State-Administration of Foreign Experts Affairs to give their answers to a few questions as to why they would or wouldn't apply for permanent residence in China.


Despite the fact that Chinese passports rank fourth from bottom in a survey of 30 countries (just above Iran), the delightful folks at the administration failed to include questions related to "perceived crappiness of holding a Chinese passport", or indeed questions about Internet censorship, media censorship, the poor quality of the air, the dubious quality of almost everything you eat, etc, ad naseum.


Questions that were deemed important enough to warrant a mention included:

1、您是否愿意申请在中国永久居留(Would you like to apply for permanent residence in China)?








2、您是否了解申请在中国永久居留的条件要求(Do you understand the conditions of foreigners to apply for permanent residence in China)?





3、哪些因素会对你申请在中国永久居留产生影响(可多选)(What factors will affect your application for permanent residence in China(could select multiply))?









  • 其他,请补充(others, please specify)






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